I don’t know if I was the only 14-year-old who begged his parents to take him to see Coneheads on opening night, but I know I was probably the only one in our neck of Michigan. I know this because my parents, siblings and I were the only people in the theater for a 7 p.m. showing.
I don’t know why I was so eager to see Coneheads. I was too young to be a…
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