‘Five Nights at Freddy’s’ suffers from being a Blumhouse movie

Trauma and dream therapy – you know, for kids!

I wasn’t opposed to seeing Five Nights at Freddy’s. 

The new horror film, based on the massively popular video game, is positioned as a horror entry point for kids, and I understand why the concept was such a hit with the middle-school crowds. I was young once, and I loved our family trips to Chuck E. Cheese and Major Magic’s, where you’d eat cardboard p…